Look, I’m Majoring in Science!

(None of the pick-up lines below is mine.) If I were a function you would be my asymptote –I always tend towards you. I heard you’re good at algebra –Could you replace my X without asking Y? I less than three you. Our love is like dividing by zero –you cannot define it. I wish…

Morning!

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. Leaving you all with a quote by Rita Rudner. Have a nice day! :)